Flirting Tips For Girls

The way to pull a man!

Well, I have been on the dating scene for a bit now and thought that I might share my massive wealth of data with you, dear reader.

I could begin this series of lessons with the yes and no's of First Dates

1. Sometimes , one should go for a meal at MacDonald’s. Take care though: meals can bring all types of unexpected issues. Be certain that you do not come across as one of those irritating girls who pretends she is never hungry, who orders a side salad and pokes it with her fork a bit before declaring she is stuffed. Order a Big Mac, large milkshake, extra fries, a veggie burger, some chicken nuggets in case you're still peckish, and obviously some dessert for good measure. This will demonstrate your unpredictable, colourful nature beautifully and let him know he has to spend money on you!

Spill some food down your front to show that you are 'real' - he'll like that you do not care. Men hate cleanliness freaks - in fact I think some hate to be clean at all!


2. Intend to get there fashionably late. By that time he'll be so embarrassed about your seemingly having stood him up, he'd be relieved if Fat Mamma showed up. So you shall seem like a dream-like apparition or angel in his hopeful little eyes.

3. Once inside the restaurant, make sure he is the traditional gent - that means he has to pay. This is an extremely important point as this way he's going to know that you are a keeper.

If he refuses to cough up, he is obviously a tight-ass and is too stingy to have you. Let him know you are in no way a feminist (when it comes to splitting the bill anyway) and don't believe in equal rights between the sexes (because obviously women are much more superior)!

4. Well my young padawan, you want to strike a careful balance when it comes to conversation.

Example:
HIM: 'I'm off to climb a mountain at the end of the week it to raise money for the charity I started after my ex, who was, incidentally, a bisexual cross dresser, died from a mysterious and seemingly incurable infectious disease.'

YOU: 'Oh right, that's nice. I did a project on Mount Everest when I was in school. I usually was very educationally challenged but overcame it to become brilliant. Ma baked me a cake as a reward, though to be fair I suspect I'm a better cook than her these days. In reality, I am pretty good at most things these days.

5. Let him know exactly what it is that you can do with your tongue and a paper cup. He won't, I repeat- he won't -think you're a slut. He will be able to only be tickled and consider seeing you again as you are obviously quite a catch.

6. Alas, your date is drawing to a close. You are pretty certain he is enthusiastic, so you plunge in for a good smacker on the lips. If he pulls back it is only because he is shy, so explain that you understand his nervousness in your presence, after all you are pretty hot and you realise that you are, after all, out of his league. Then say that you will teach him the proper way to kiss so he doesn't get his braces stuck on your tongue. Waggle that tongue like the live eel it looks like, and do not let his lie there like a limp mackerel!

7. Well, I am fairly confident you could have him hooked by this point. After all who could resist you once you have put the moves on him in such a manner?

Of course if this advice doesn't work for you, you can always learn proven psychological techniques to push any man's emotional hot-buttons at Flirting Tips For Girls!